Man, Oliver is hilarious. The boys are in the tub and I give Oliver his toothbrush.
Me: "Oliver, brush your teeth."
Oliver: "Whan too-paate Momma. Peeaas."
Me: "Okay, here ya go. Say thank you Momma." (Put toothpaste on his toothbrush.)
Oliver: "Tank-ooo Momma."
[Liam starts whining, wanting Oliver's toothbrush.]
Me: " Liam, you want a toothbrush too?" (Give Liam Justin's toothbrush.)
Oliver: "Miam whan too-paate too Momma."
Me: "No bud, Liam is too little for toothpaste. He can't have any."
Oliver: "Ollvr got toopaate, Momma."
Me: "Yes, well you are a big boy, Oliver and Liam is still too little."
Oliver: "No Momma, Ollvr a man."
Me: (Looking astonished and covered in water...) "Well then, excuse me. Oliver is a man."